Monkey Diaries Archive

I was totally excited to receive in the mail today a large, heavy envelope from the Breast Cancer Fund with the words, "FREE 2004 CALENDAR!" printed prominently outside. So, being a man, I was titillated by the possibilities of large breasted women cavorting on a calendar... I mean, I'm a man and that's what we think of when we think of a calendar in honor of breasts... I was disappointed to find the calendar actually featured some lame artwork entitled, "Raging Light," by some woman named Susan Gray. It would have been much better had Susan Gray actually exposed her breasts for all to see in the name of promoting the good works the Breast Cancer Fund* does. *I actually gave money to this charity early this year hence my name ended up on their mailing list... no breasts were harmed -- or exposed -- in the making of this post.