Monkey Diaries Archive

observatory Some quick thoughts about recent events... You know, if I was Paris Hilton, I'd be less offended by the fact that my snatch is being showcased in a sex video and more perturbed by the fact that every man over the age of 18 now has irrefutable proof that I'm a weak-ass lay... The capture of Hussein was pretty anti-climatic and I can't help but wonder about the timing... will Bin Laden's capture coincide with the next election? If so, I'd vote for Bush just for the sheer spectacle of watching every bleeding heart liberal poop their pants. If Jackson is indeed guilty of child abuse, I think that trial should be postponed until the LA Prosecutor can target the parents of all the children who have been fondled by Jacko for punishment... I mean, shouldn't the parents be prosecuted as well considering that these allegations have hung over the king of pop(ping children's cherries) for over 10 years? What kind of jackass parent would let Michael Jackson within a mile of their kid? After viewing Alejandro Gonz?lez I??rritu's 21 Grams, I am thoroughly conviced that Sean Penn is the Laurence Olivier of our generation. His turn as a dying-then-saved-then-dying again man thrown into a path of vengeance and redemption was worthy of critical praise but his gangster-father-hell-bent on avenging his murdered daughter, was downright Oscar-worthy.