Monkey Diaries Archive

I think there is no such thing as a governmental conspiracy. I don’t believe that anyone in politics is smart enough to get anything accomplished much less hide their tracks while they do. I believe that anyone who works in the US should learn to speak the language in order to communicate effectively. I believe affirmative action is the worst sin ever committed. I think that you have a right to protest anything, at any time and I will defend your right to do it all the while making fun of you to your face. I think that protestors are, by and large, whining, petty, uninformed citizens that need to pass the time between breaks from weaving hemp hammocks and smoking tons of dope. I don’t believe in recycling. In fact, I think it is man’s biggest conceit to think we can impact this world whatsoever. Humans are just one more virus in a world that has seen its fare share throughout history. Once the cure is found, Earth will continue long after we’re gone. I have no misconceptions about the absurdity of life and the pursuit of happiness. Without getting all existential on you, you’re born, you live and you die… in that order. What happens between birth and life is what sets you apart but doesn’t make you special. It just means you didn’t waste an opportunity.