Monkey Diaries Archive

Top ten things I believe to be true: 10. There is no such thing as a government conspiracy. 9. Love is temporary. 8. People should be tested & licensed prior to having children. 7. Drive by norplant shootings in urban areas should be advocated (see #8). 6. Youth is wasted on the young. 5. Work to live not vice versa. 4. There is nothing wrong with the death penalty. 3. Parents should teach their children the difference between right & wrong. 2. Eating Lucky Charms at least once a week prolongs life. 1. Apologies are just half-hearted excuses for doing something wrong.

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