Monkey Diaries Archive

Feelings. I don't have time for them unless they benefit me in some way. I'm emotionally numb most times but not because I don't care. It's because feelings get in the way of action. I'd much rather expend the energy getting even. Not because I'm angry mind you but because I get a kick of fucking with the mental midgets that populate this godforesaken rock. Here are some other things I believe in... ·I don't believe that anything is sacred. If it's funny, I'll laugh... it really IS that simple. People are WAY too sensitive and politically correct these days. I say, "If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people." ·There is a reason why human beings are the top of the food chain... we learned how to use fire AND gundpowder to get what we want. ·Vegan propaganda makes me laugh out loud. Pretty soon they'll have to stop eating vegetables cause they scream when you steam them... good, the more emaciated they get, the easier it will be easier to use their sorry asses as firewood to keep warm during the winter. ·You should need a license to have children (or at least have to take a multiple choice test)! ·Violent criminals shouldn't be incarcerated. We should use them for medical experimentation and organ donation. ·All drugs should be immediately legalized. Think of how many stupid people would die within the first few hours of repealing all narcotics laws! ·There should be minimal welfare... if you don't work, you don't eat. I see plenty of garbage by the side of the road. Pick up a few pounds and get a commensurate amount of food in return.