Monkey Diaries Archive

Great news! I just discovered the best way to lose weight! Get into some kind of personal turmoil that leaves you brokenhearted and alone! I've dropped down from a high of 172 to 152 in two short weeks! Yeah, I know... not funny but for some strange reason I don't feel very much like laughing. On a positive note, I got a check from the California Government! $700 retroactive to 9/11 until I got my job back in November. Talk about unexpected windfalls. I'm going to put the money to good use though and not spend it on frivolous things. Hope you all have a good day.