Monkey Diaries Archive

Things I know to be true, vol. 2:

1. It wasn't until I was eight years old that I figured out that my mother had better things to do.
2. Taking time off before you jump back into working should be mandatory.
3. Organized religion is dangerous.
4. Maybe I'm just like my mother...I'm never satisfied.
5. I have a great American Novel somewhere inside me screaming to get out.
6. The happiest moment of my life was October 23, 1989, 4:32 pm PST.
7. Peeps explode in the microwave.

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