Monkey Diaries Archive

Many of you may be familiar with my belief that Bruce Willis is the greatest American actor in existence. Some of you laugh... other's scoff... Fair enough. Your ridicule just further proves my point which is to say that Bruce is the thinking man's Arnold Schwartzenegger without the steroid abused body... which is another way of saying that anyone who disagrees with my statement about Bruce Willis is indeed a moron. Bruce often plays an everyman thrust into a absurd situation and for that, most people discount him out of hand. But I don't. I like his work. I even liked what some consider the worst movie in all existence, Hudson Hawk. I've always said that the problem with that film was simply that it was made at the height of the anti-Bruce backlash in response to the success of Die Hard. Don't believe me? How about reading this article on Coming Attractions in which the script and movie are hailed as being quality goods that didn't get a fair shake. On a side note... I'm in the process of delivering on my promise to create a page with music files you can play at your leisure... GO HERE if you want to listen to the entire Beck "Sea Change" album. The sound quality isn't bad (56K bit rate) which makes it easy for people to listen to even if they're stuck in the 80s and using a 56K modem. I'll work on getting the rest of the albums I promised uploaded over the next few days (yeah, right!)