Monkey Diaries Archive

On this very day, thirty-seven years ago, in a land far away, in a large hospital surrounded on all sides by the largest city-dwelling population in the world, a great evil was unleashed upon an unsuspecting public. Over the years, as crops failed randomly, wars were waged without reason, droughts peeled moisture from a thirsty earth, no one could imagine the havoc that would come to pass as the evil continued to grow. To this day the evil, this demon's spawn, continues his attack on humanity under the guise of a copywriter for an entertainment portal on the web. That evil is me. Muuuhhuuuaaahhhhahahahahaha! Follow me my minions!