Monkey Diaries Archive

Play Ball! Unfortunately, my grand scheme to wrest control of professional sports from whining over-paid athletes and fat-cat, corrupt owners has fallen by the way side. At some point, the fans of all professional sports need to stand up and say, "No more!" This would have been a great time to do it. Oh well, watch the prices for tickets to any professional sporting event sky rocket. Someday soon, we're all going to need astronomical salaries just to attend a ball game. (photo courtesy of AP)