Monkey Diaries Archive

Just when you thought that humans can not climb any lower on the evolutionary ladder, along comes this story. I'm not a fan of rap music since, well, let's face it, most of it sucks. Don't get me wrong, there are a few hip hop artists that stand out due to their creativity or lyrical ability but for the most part, they're just spitting out other people's remixed music and laying down really lame rhymes that would make even Dr. Suess cringe. There's Mystikal, Ice Cube, DMX... Snoop Dog when he's high... but all those others? Posers and ex-crack hustlers with more money than brains. By the way, only click on that link if you're not nauseated by stories of evisceration and cannibalism.