Monkey Diaries Archive

Vote you lazy bastards! Vote! This being a democracy (and "this" meaning the good ol US of A) we are inundated with choices. Sometimes too many choices to really make a relevant decision. A recent case in point was the last Presidential election where having to choose between three equally inept candidates literally swayed the outcome. If it wasn't for a bunch of tree-hugging technophobes (see Nader), this country would be suffering through four years of Presidential subpoenas (see Gore) as opposed to four years of Presidential denial and war mongering (see Bush). Personally, I couldn't have cared any less about who won since we'd all lose in the long run. I get shitloads of hits on this website but they aren't sticky hits. The much sought after kind that keep people coming back for more. People visit, read a few lines of my mindless drivel and few come back for a second helping. I'd like to change that. Well, I've always wanted to change that since the forums were supposed to help and did for a few days but inevitably, lack of participation made it irrelevant. The poll on the left is meant as a way for you to chime in and let me know what you think is missing... take a second and vote will ya?